A woman comes home early only to find her husband cheating on her with her sister. You’ll never believe what he said to her.
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to her younger sister.
And the husband replied ‘Hang on just a minute love, so at least I can tell you what happened.’
“Fine, go ahead,” she sobbed, “but they’ll be the last words you’ll say to me!”
Since she needed a good clean up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don’t use because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don’t use because I don’t have good taste. I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don’t use just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don’t use because someone at work has a pair the same.”
The husband took a quick breath and continued – “She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, ‘Please … do you have anything else that your wife doesn’t use?’”